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Comedy, offered on a silver platter.
Sometimes, you got nothin'.And you have to wring comedy out of the mundane, squeezing it out, like you'd squeeze out a mop, or a package of thawed frozen spinach, or maybe the last few precious drops...
View ArticleHow does a humor blogger write about 9/11?
There is a time for everything,and a season for every activity under heaven.A time to weep and a time to laugh.Ecclesiastes 3:1, 4On September 17, 2001, David Letterman returned to live broadcast after...
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Who's Your Daddy
I know what you're thinking.You're thinking that this is a story about my new dog. My new dog named (shivers with delight) Daddy. Not quite. But I would like to begin by saying that all of your...
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When your family and friends suspect that you're addicted to pugs
Look at the expression on my face.If, perchance, that look of disdain and disgust does not convey my deepest emotions about the presence of this over-tongued beast with the bowling ball-sized head in...
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"Our Mom Is So Calm!" by Ms. Seuss
The sun did not shine,It was too wet to play.So we sat in the house,All that cold, cold wet day."Teacher Training" it was,And the kids were off school.The Mom thought she could work,but the Mom was a...
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Two comedy virtuosos in one black box.
Some people salivate when they anticipate a fine meal.(I do.)And some people brain-salivate when they anticipate an evening of fiercely intelligent, no holds barred, no one is safe, comedy.(I do, I...
View ArticleKids Explain Social Media
This is SO worth your two minutes.Not only is it laugh-out-loud funny, and not only is my dear friend and internet comedy sensation Mark Malkoff doing the interviewing for PR News, but... my kids are...
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I'll never forgive you
Any of you.Why has no one ever told me about these?!You all knew such a glorious delicacy existed and you didn't tell me?!Especially you, Charlotte Detrick. You're Dutch, for heaven's sake. You say you...
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Dutch, Dane, What's The Diff?
So if you recall, the last time we spoke, I was lambasting all of you for not making me aware of the sweet existence of Daelman's Caramel Wafers, The Original Dutch Coffee Topper. Particularly my...
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An open letter to people who see images of Jesus in their food. From Jesus.
Dear people who see images of me in their food,This will be a brief letter because I have a 11pm appearance in a piece of strawberry-rhubarb pie at a diner down the Shore.Psych!Okay, seriously, folks....
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